So, I decided, very last minute, to go window shopping in town with my friend. She was not window shopping. She has a posh wedding to go to in June, so we were on the hunt for something sensational for her to wear.
After several unsuccessful trips to the fitting room, we decided we should break for lunch!
Re-fueled and after a quick visit to the powder room we were ready for the second round of pavement pounding! By now, the crowds had arrived so we squeezed our way into several more shops, still hunting for something spectacular!
Finally a small purchase was made, but this was for a lovely loose jumper and a very squashy bag… well they were in the sale, so it would have been foolish to leave them on the shelf!
Finally she decided she’d had enough.
On our way back to the bus stop, we spotted Urban Outfitter so we thought we’d take a look.
We giggled at some of the books and gifts that were for sale and looked at one another in bewilderment to the horrible music that was blaring from the cheap speakers! Then we spotted a couple of cute little dresses so we decide we should both try them on.
Well, the dress I tried was quite pretty but to be completely honest, I don’t really need another pretty summer dress so i whipped it off. As I did this, I turned to see by bottom in the mirror…….
…….OMG! What a horrific site! I was suddenly appalled with myself for not noticing how lumpy and untoned I had allowed my butt to become and I am going on holiday in 3 1/2 weeks!
What on earth am I going to do to smooth and tone up the hideous, lumpy mound at the top of my thighs in just 3 1/2 weeks???
So, this is the plan. Drink water, kettlebells squats every morning, spinning at least three times a week and a tablespoon of industrial cellulite cream on each thigh and bottom cheek every night! Oh yes and I need to buy lots of little shorts to wear over my bikini, whenever I need to rise from lying position on the beach!
Wish me luck!
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